Well, Here It Is, The Winner of The Great Beatoffnik!

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
01/01/2014 at 11:58 • Filed to: beatoffnik

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Ram Jam- "Black Betty" It is, The Greatest Driving Song.............................. In The World!!!!!

As more than 10 people voted, this is statistically accurate, so no complaints. "Black Betty" shall henceforth be on all of your driving playlists. Congratulations folks, we did it, we successfully chose a song!


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! DollaMoneyAve > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/01/2014 at 12:13

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I took a bunch of songs from the original bracket and make a kick ass new playlist. Thank you!


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/01/2014 at 12:23

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I don't think I voted in the final, but if I did this would be the song. I've liked it since I was a kid, and playing it in my car always makes me go faster.

Also, well done, you obviously put a lot of work into this.


Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/01/2014 at 12:38

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Kudos for keeping this contest rolling.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > KB Garage
01/01/2014 at 12:41

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Never give up, never give in!


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/01/2014 at 13:08

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/01/2014 at 13:55

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Based on comments in the final rounds of voting I wonder how many people selected Black Betty based on the Spiderbait version. Bonus round where we see which version of Black Betty is the "better driving song?"


Kinja'd!!! 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/01/2014 at 14:04

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Ace of Spades shouldve won, but this was better than Radar Love for sure.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures
01/01/2014 at 15:26

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About 8/130


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/01/2014 at 15:33

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That's how many vocalized it, I'd wager a fair number didn't comment but were of similar mindset


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures
01/01/2014 at 15:49

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Still a minority of people, I'd reckon.
BTW, I found a Cadillac Hearse Matchbox in my collection.


Kinja'd!!! JACU - I've got bonifides. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/01/2014 at 17:24

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No complaints here, but give a listen to Rush's "La Villa Strangiato" sometime also. Has always been my go-to song when it was time to get out and clear the cobwebs.